Just in case the wonderful folks at Viacom edit out this hilarious moment from the upcoming broadcast of last weekend's MTV Awards (where Paris Hilton made her last pre-jail public appearance)-- below is the bit comic Sarah Silverman performed while Paris squirmed uncomfortably in her front-row seat.
"In a couple of days, Paris Hilton is going to jail.
(audience erupts in whoops and jeers)
The judge says that it's gonna be a no-frills thing, and that is ridiculous--she is totally going to get special treatment. As a matter of fact, I heard-- that to make her feel, like, more comfortable in prison, the guards are going to paint the bars to look like penises.
(audience breaks out in laughter and jeering-- several shots of Jack Nicholson having a grand ol' time in the front row)
I know-- I think it's wrong too. I just worry that she's gonna break her teeth on those things.
(audience breaks out in howls with more laughter-- camera cuts to an obviously annoyed Hilton)
Wow-- why do I feel dirty?"
Just in case the wonderful folks at Viacom edit out this hilarious moment from the upcoming broadcast of last weekend's MTV Awards (where Paris Hilton made her last pre-jail public appearance)-- below is the bit comic Sarah Silverman performed while Paris squirmed uncomfortably in her front-row seat.
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