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Thursday, September 10, 2026
Miley - Bass Persuades
Wednesday, September 9, 2026
Horrific Pit Bull Attack in San Francisco
The attack lasted ten to 15 minutes as passersby attempted to use pepper spray to get the dog away from the victim. It took place about a quarter mile from the neighborhood’s police station. When police arrived on the scene, officers used a catch pole to restrain the vicious animal.
According to the outlet, the dog and its owner frequently appear in the Tenderloin, although it remains unclear whether the dog is always kept on a leash. A video posted to the Citizen app shows the woman lying on the ground with the pit bull beside her, its face covered in blood. In a video uploaded by Tenderloin Activities, witnesses can be heard shouting conflicting instructions at police, with some yelling, "Shoot that dog!" while others shouted, "Don’t shoot that dog!"
The woman suffered severe injuries to her left hand and wrist, as well as her right hand and knee, Tenderloin Activities reported. She was taken to San Francisco General Hospital, where she was placed on a ventilator and remains in critical condition. Thankfully, the dog died at the scene, and its remains were taken by officers from San Francisco Animal Care and Control. The dangerous dog's (criminal) owner apparently fled the scene. "While the dog was being restrained, the dog became unresponsive and was declared deceased on scene," SFPD said in a statement.
Tenderloin supervisor Bilal Mahmood addressed the incident on social media, writing: "This is not an isolated incident - we have regularly met and worked with families and neighbors in the TL who have experienced similar incidents with dogs in the streets over the last year. Earlier this year, we worked with SFPD Tenderloin Station on a Paw Patrol pilot to increase both enforcement and education in the neighborhood, and we will be working with SFPD again in the weeks ahead to identify similar efforts to increase enforcement and keep our communities safe." Since January, the Dangerous Dogs Unit has received 729 reports of dog bites. Last year, the unit received 1,027 reports.
Tuesday, September 8, 2026
All-Time Best Delivery Confirmaton Photo
Monday, September 7, 2026
Trump Going Brunette for the Fall
The change took so many people by surprised that many began questioning if it was fake. Former Republican congressman Adam Kinzinger, a frequent Trump critic, wrote in all caps, “You have got to be kidding me.”
Sunday, September 6, 2026
Trump Ridiculed Over Space Force Uniforms
Just a few days after convicted felon Donald Trump was mocked for his phone call to the International Space Station from Houston, Texas, the Orange Man is once again facing some space-related ridicule after he shared his proposed uniforms for the U.S. Space force.
Saturday, September 5, 2026
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