After spending barely three days in the poke, Paris Hilton was released by the LA Sheriff to serve out her sentence at home based on her medical condition (brought on by her refusal to eat any food, or the onset of a stress-related nervous breakdown, depending on the source).
The media jumped on the story (photos courtesy of TMZ.com, by the way), and the shit hit the fan at the courthouse. The prosecutor got pissed off, and the judge ordered her ass back into court. But it gets better.
The judge's spokesman then issued a statement saying that she could attend the hearing via speakerphone, but when the hearing started, the judge demanded that the Sheriff's Department bring Paris to court. The Sheriff initially refused to cooperate, on grounds the judge did not have jurisdiction. The judge then issued a written order reading "LASD [Los Angeles Sheriff's Department] directed to bring D [defendant] to court!!"
Based on what Paris is wearing in the photo below, it seems that the Fashion Police showed up to haul her in. Can't this bitch wear something nicer around the house?
Long story short-- the judge restored common sense to the justice system and sent Paris' scrawny butt back to jail. As she was escorted out of the courtroom by a female deputy, she was heard to scream, "Mom! Mom! Mom!" over and over.
Poor Paris . . .
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