Thursday, April 15, 2021

Your Worst Nightmare Confirmed

A ten-foot snake was removed from a toilet in Malaysia by firefighters after it proved to be a proverbial pain in the ass.

The slinky creature was making himself at home in a toilet bowl in Gelang Patah before the fire department was called to come to take it away. Seven firefighters were sent to the home on the outskirts of Iskandar Puteri. The huge slider was only discovered after he had bitten the resident of the house on the buttocks.

Khairi Zainudin, the chief of the brigade said, “The python was successfully caught using a snake pole and has since been released from the housing area.  Snakes usually come out during this hot season to spot for cool and wet spots.”

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