Sunday, April 18, 2021

Finally, Someone Who Gives a Flying Fuck

A thrill-seeking couple named William and Leslie, who decided to try and have sex while sky diving, have shared how the dangerous act left them needing to visit the emergency room.

Leslie said: “As far as sex goes, I’m very, very sexually active. William can just look at me and honey, I’m just bam. It’s gotta be on. When it comes to sex, I come up with all the ideas. I come up with a lot of different ways to try to have sex.”

“She knows better than to throw a challenge at me,” William added.  A challenge it was, as the pair soon realized just how difficult it would be to make love while plummeting back down to earth. 

Leslie continued: “Since we were both wearing really baggy shorts, I just figured we could just connect without a hassle.”

However, the couple soon ran into trouble when they rushed to open their parachutes. While Leslie was able to deploy hers, William could not.  In an attempt to do so, William suffered a broken nose, and after landing was forced to use two tampons to try and stop the bleeding.

“The very first pain is in my groin and on my left leg. So not only might I be done skydiving, I might be done pleasing my woman,” he revealed.

After a rush to the emergency room to receive medical attention, the couple went on to fully recover from the ordeal.

 

 

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