Monday, April 12, 2021

Owner of Chinese Takeout Goes Viral for Savage Responses to Customer Reviews

The owner of a Chinese restaurant in West Yorkshire, England has become an internet icon for her fiery responses to disgruntled customers.  Alice Cheung, the boss of Oriental Express restaurant, has garnered 149 online reviews and she’s made a point of personally replying to every negative one.

While most customers award the eatery five or six stars, Cheung refuses to pander to the complaints of some of the “sillier” reviews, she told reporters

So when one woman complained that the food was “terrible”, the feisty owner was having none of it.  “You ordered a Vegetarian Munch Box and then called the shop to complain there was no MEAT in it,” Cheung wrote back.  “We sent what you ordered and there was nothing wrong with it. The bad review is to cover your error,” she continued, before ending the response: “Please do not call again.”

Another reviewer moaned that her meal was “not good, soggy and old” and that she “threw most of it away,” before condemning it for being much more expensive than her regular takeaway.  Cheung replied: “I suggest you stay with the other takeaway and take your false review with you.”

Responding to a one-star reviewer, whose full comment has been deleted, Cheung wrote: “What sort of idiot orders ‘Salt & Pepper Chicken’ and then complains it has salt in it, our delivery record shows it was NOT late and it was NOT cold. “A fake review and derogatory too. Take your foul mouth and business somewhere else.”

Another critic – who offered the restaurant a similarly measly two stars out of six – said her meal had been “totally ruined” by “small pieces of battered dry chicken mixed in with battered prawns.”  The furious response read: “Will you please open your eyes and read the descriptions, you ordered the ‘Special sweet and sour’ which contains king prawns. You got what you ordered so how is this our fault?  “The food was fresh and perfectly cooked. We are good but mind-reading the stupid is not one of our skills.”

A reviewer named Michael complained the deluxe box was too expensive, and nowhere near enough food for the price.  Cheung replied, "I'm sorry the food was not good for you.  You should cook your own-- thank you for [your] review."

Another two-star reviewer failed to write a justification for his low score. So Cheung replied sarcastically: “Thank you Kyle, what? Too much food, too hot, too tasty, delivered too quickly?”

Speaking to reporters, Cheung defended her tough tactics: “If you’re writing a review just be honest about the situation-- If we messed up, we’ll reply seriously. If not, expect some banter.”

 

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