Aaron Rodgers Is A Big Fat Fucking Liar

Following a positive test for COVID-19, Green Bay quarterback Aaron Rodgers was placed on the COVID-19 reserve list last week.  He will miss at least 10 days per the league's COVID-19 policies for unvaccinated players.  Despite answering during the preseason "Yeah, I'm immunized" when asked if he had been vaccinated, he hadn't actually received a vaccination.  Instead, he had received homeopathic treatment from his personal doctor. While unvaccinated, he committed multiple violations of NFL COVID-19 protocols for unvaccinated players, including attending parties with teammates while not using PPE and appearing unmasked at multiple post-game press conferences.

Rodgers is not entitled to freewheel on this matter.  If someone wants to go unvaxxed, that person better own up to it — and damn well be vigilant to avoid spreading it and protect others.  Rodgers is a supposed leader, a player who takes up an ungodly amount of salary space on the roster, and one who audibly sulked over the Packers’ decision to draft his possible successor Jordan Love.  He has put his team in a terrible position and risked losing home field advantage in the playoffs if he is out for more than a game (or proves to be a lasting distraction during the remainder of the season).

Rodgers was reportedly “furious” that his lies were outed.  Sounding an awful lot like an emo twit with a sinus infection, Rodgers later torched his entire reputation with a low-energy, yet highly deranged interview with Pat McAfee on his radio show.

Who did Aaron consult about vaccines? Joe Rogan, of course. What did he rely upon? His own manly immune system. What remedy did he used? Ivermectin (didn't know he had a case of worms in addition to COVID).  What did he rebuke? Politics and "wokeism."  Whom did he appropriate? The struggles of women and Black people.

The struggles of women having control of their bodies?  That's right-- because Aaron is suddenly a big proponent of "My body, my choice."  He doesn't want to have to know how it feels to be forced to carry an unwanted pregnancy to term, give birth, and raise a child you didn't want, which is apparently how he would feel if he got the COVID vaccine.

The struggles of Black people?  Cause Rodgers can now definitely relate to Martin Luther King, Jr., who was jailed, beaten, spit upon, discriminated against, and ultimately assassinated.  This white man of privilege is definitely taking the exact same risks as when King helped end segregation and oppression of an entire race. How brave you are, Aaron Rodgers!

Rodgers said that he did his own research during the off season, and that he was worried about the vaccine causing sterility.  What research says that?  Not a single research study! Rodgers claims he couldn't take the Pfizer or Moderna vaccines because he's allergic to one of the ingredients in them.  OK, Aaron- which ingredient?  If you did your "research" then you should be able to tell us which one.  The reality is that you are a LIAR.

And now there are reports that Rodgers is losing endorsements as a result of his arrogance and douchebaggery.   Don't forget that Joe Rogan, in a fleeting moment of clarity, once called himself a “fucking moron” for espousing anti-vax views. So I guess that makes Aaron Rodgers a fucking moron too.