Enough With the Fucking Gender Reveal Parties!

Explosives used at a gender reveal party caused buildings to tremble across the state of New Hampshire.  An expectant couple had gone to a quarry to let off an explosion to reveal the sex of their unborn child.

People in towns miles away felt the impact, which was said to be caused by mixing chalk with 80 pounds of Tannerite, an over-the-counter explosive.  The man who set it off has reportedly handed himself in to police.  Luckily, nobody was seriously hurt as a result of the blast.

Local news reported people across New Hampshire saying there had been an earthquake, with some reporting cracks in the foundation of their homes.

In February 2021, the accidental explosion of an in-development gender reveal device in Liberty, New York killed the father-to-be and injured his younger brother.

In September of last year, a firework at a gender reveal party started the El Dorado wildfire in southern California, which resulted in one death and over 22,000 acres of fire damage.

In October 2019, a 56-year-old woman was killed instantly when shrapnel from a homemade explosive hit her head at a gender reveal party.  Members of Pamela Kreimeyer's family had experimented with different kinds of explosive material. They built a contraption to release pink or blue powder revealing the gender of the new baby, which they aimed to film for social media.  But instead, the device exploded like a pipe bomb, sending pieces of metal into the air that hit Ms Kreimeyer, who was standing 45 feet away. Some pieces of debris flew more than 100 yards. 

In September 2019, there was a plane crash in Turkey, Texas when a low-flying crop duster was attempting to drop 350 gallons of colored water for a gender reveal stunt.

In April 2017, a gender reveal party in Arizona sparked a week-long wildfire which burned through 45,000 acres.  The father, Dennis Dickey, was given five years' probation and ordered to pay damages.  The 37-year-old border patrol agent agreed to make an initial $100,000 payment and compensation of $8,188,069 in monthly payments.