Sunday, October 27, 2019

Florida Man Compelled to "Let It Go"

A man has been arrested for having sex with a stuffed 'Olaf' snowman toy in front of horrified shoppers at a Target store in Florida.   Cody Meader was detained after repulsed eyewitnesses saw him 'dry-humping' the large snowman toy from Disney's 'Frozen' at the store in St Petersburg.

Meader then entered the toy department and proceeded to do the same with a large stuffed unicorn toy, according to reports.

Eyewitnesses say he ejaculated on the Olaf toy before replacing it on the shelf and seeking out a large unicorn stuffed animal which he also ejaculated on.   The defiled toys were later removed from the store and destroyed.

Meader has admitted to doing 'stupid stuff' and said that he 'nutted' on the toy. He was later charged with criminal mischief.

The 20-year-old was previously been arrested in 2015 for a similar offense when he was caught picking up a stuffed animal from the shelves of a Walmart store in Brooksville and masturbating with it.  He was charged with indecent exposure and criminal mischief.


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