A naked man broke into the home of 88-year-old woman but then fled the home after she fought back and grabbed his dick. Officers arrested 46-year-old Michael Dick on charges of burglary, harassment and private indecency.According to reports, the naked Dick entered the house through an unlocked sliding door at about 6:30 am and pushed the elderly woman face-first into a chair. The invading Dick didn’t say a word-- he just followed her around the room and kept pushing his dick against her.
After the woman exclaimed, 'Holy mother!', the marauding Dick paused-- and that's when the victim reached around and grabbed Dick by the dick.
Dick pulled his dick free, ran out the door, and jumped into his car (the Dick mobile?) and fled the scene.
A tip on a license plate seen near the scene lead the police to Dick's car (a stick shift?), which was still in the area. After questioning Dick, the police arrested him. The elderly woman wasn't hurt and the intruder didn't make off with dick.
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