Attention All Catholics: Proceed In An Orderly Fashion To All Exits-- Do Not Pass 'Go', Do Not Donate $200

Now it seems that the Nazi Pope is taking the extra step to alienate even more faithful within the Catholic Church. Changing the rules midstream, he has now declared polluting and genetic engineering to be sins. I guess engendering hate towards gays and damning newborn babies to hell are still A-OK!

Stone Cold Politics

The website celebstoner.com recently endorsed Obama for president-- no surprise, given some of his past statements:

    In a 2007 interview, Obama stated: “When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point.”  

    Speaking to Northwestern University students in 2004, Obama declared: “The War on Drugs has been        an utter failure. We need to rethink and decriminalize our marijuana laws.”

    In a letter to a constituent in 2006, Obama wrote: “I am aware of the argument that legalizing marijuana     would make the drug more ‘controlled’ or safer, and that it may curb the violence associated with the        sale of an illegal substance. I also appreciate that many physicians believe that medicinal marijuana can     be helpful to some patients.”