Monday, April 23, 2007

Vatican: "Compassion" is a 4-Letter Word

In a widely-expected move from Pope Benny (the red-pump-wearing idealogue currently running the Vatican) the concept of "limbo" has now officially been eliminated from the church's catechism.

For those of you without scorecards-- what that means is that babies who die before being baptized go straight to hell, along with serial killers like Seung-Hui Cho.





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