Wednesday, April 25, 2007

It's a Hard Job To Pull Off, But Someone Has to Do It

Wildlife expert Dr. Thomas Hildebrandt's job is to help endangered species get into the mood for love and "give them a hand" to boost their dwindling populations. Recently, that meant masturbating an elephant with a penis of almost 5 feet when aroused. In the Sun article, Dr. Hildebrandt is quoted as saying, “One guy I know got a black eye from being hit by an elephant’s penis."

And that's not the half of it-- apparently there's a high risk of getting shit upon when trying to inseminate the female elephant.

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