Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Alarming Use of Charmin to Fight Warming

On a recent bus tour to raise awareness of climate change, Sheryl Crow had a novel way for the average person to become part of the solution to global warming. The 45-year-old singer proposed that everyone use "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required".

On her talk show yesterday, Rosie O'Donnell poo-pooed that suggestion-- bellowing, "Have you seen my ass?!" Fellow host Barbara Walters was good enough to warn viewers not to use their sleeves, another of Crow's helpful suggestions.

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