Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Abusing Alcohol, Vaginas and the Court System

An Illinois man who was leaving a bar with an open container (and probably drunk) is suing the tavern because he dropped his bottle and tripped over the broken glass.

In another case, A Florida woman is suing her employers for developing carpal tunnel syndrome – also known as repetitive motion injury – in both hands. She got it from too much masturbating.

What kind of legal system do we have if these clowns could actually win these cases?

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