Pickle-Packing Perv Popped on Private Property

A Florida man, naked from the waist down, was arrested recently after police spotted him pleasuring himself with a pickle, according to an arrest affidavit.

Responding to a suspicious person call, a cop saw 47-year-old Eric Detiege lying on his back in front of a townhouse in Oldsmar, a city in the Tampa Bay area.  Detiege, unencumbered by pants or underwear, had his penis in one hand and “a large uneaten pickle in his other hand.” Detiege, the cop added, was “using the pickle to penetrate his rectum while he was masturbating.”

Detiege was arrested on a misdemeanor exposure of sexual organs charge. He is being held in the Pinellas County jail in lieu of $150 bond. Detiege, whose address is listed as the Flying Cloud Mobile Home Park in Tampa, had prior convictions for theft, disorderly conduct, resisting police, and criminal mischief. Jail records note that Detiege has “Only God can judge me” tattooed on his arm.