Peeved Partner Prunes Penis, Phones Police

A North Carolina woman has been charged with tying up her husband and chopping off his penis after she called the authorities and told 911 operators that she attacked "his favorite part of himself."

56-year-old Victoria Thomas Frabutt, 56, is said to have tied up 61-year-old James Frabutt before cutting off his member at their Newport, North Carolina home.   She complained to emergency workers that she "couldn't even get enough blood to make the sign of the cross, or write sinner, or anything like that," following the assault.

The harried hacker told operators during a 13-minute call that a pruner was used during the attack, adding,  "Actually it's good for pruning roses."

It is believed that the incident was motivated by their impending divorce, as Frabutt referred to her husband James as her "soon-to-be ex" during the 911 call.   She added, "That would be part of the message against sinning against God and fornication."

When asked what part of the body her husband was bleeding from, Victoria replied: "That would be his favorite part of himself."

The wronged whacker then put a towel on her husband, saying he wasn't going to die "because you're going to carry a message."  She later told 911 operators that her husband was 'just dandy' when asked if he was conscious and breathing.

When responders arrived, the Carolina clipper told responders, "There’s a thing in there that needs your assistance. I don’t know whereabouts it is, it could be anywhere.'"  The parted pecker was successfully located by law enforcement, put on ice and transported to Vidant Medical Center for reattachment.