Thursday, July 18, 2019

Pounding the Punani Pavement

A woman has been killed after falling from the ninth floor of a block of flats in Russia while having sex-- but incredibly, her partner survived after landing on top of her.

The 30-year-old woman was found dead on the ground beside an apartment building in St. Petersburg, during what neighbors described as a wild party.  Witnesses said they saw a television thrown from the window of the apartment, after which the woman and her 29-year-old lover plunged to the ground below.

The woman landed head-first on the asphalt and died instantly, according to reports-- but the man survived after his fall was broken by her body and some nearby bushes.  Witnesses described how the partially clothed man then got up and went back inside to rejoin the party.

Police were called and when they arrived, the revelers allegedly threw a mop out of the windows at them.  After interviewing witnesses, investigators concluded that the couple were having sex on a windowsill when they fell.  Investigators determined that two other men were in the flat when the fall happened, but are not thought to have been involved.

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