Wonkette's Josh Fruhlinger has introduced us to frustrated wingnut Andrew Shirvell. Shirvell is a Michigan assistant attorney general, a University of Michigan alum, and an absolutely 100 percent heterosexual, according to his Facebook page, which lists one of his interests as “Finding the Right Lady” and includes a picture of him touching a human female! While he’s not busy assisting the real attorney general, he does normal, straight-guy stuff, like “building up the kingdom” and maintaining his obsessive blog about Univ of Mich's student body president who is also gay.
Note: the day after this story hit CNN, the blog was shut down and available to invited readers only. You can read a cached version of the blog here.
If you like watching creepy, awkward dudes who may not be entirely comfortable with certain secret aspects of their lives squirm and roll their eyes a lot while a conversation with a handsome news anchor doesn’t quite go as planned, then check this out: