Smokey And The (Butt) Bandit

The Fox News station in Washington, DC recently ran a story about vigilant bloggers in DC who are documenting (via video and photos) various acts of prostitution and drug abuse in order to clean up their neighborhoods.

But the Fox story doesn't come close to providing all the sordid details, as provided by Dupont Circle resident Keith Eby, who was the source of the story.

On this blog entry, Keith describes (and documents in a series of photographs) the full extent of the extracurricular activities that took place in his alley between a crack addict and a prostitute.

Before Eby could grab his camera, a black man starts things off with a 3-minute blow job from a white girl (possible a boy). Once our intrepid "Jimmy Olsen" starts snapping away with his camera, he then captures the black guy producing a crack pipe-- from which both share some puffs.

The incident comes to a climax when the prostitute pulls down his/her pants (and diapers, natch) and allows the black guy to cornhole him. Naturally, our eager photog is busted when he leans in too closely and bangs his lens against the window-- catching the attention of dynamic duo.