Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Salesman Getting a Hard Time

Richard Carter, a salesman for a British company, fears he's facing the sack after struggling with a seven-year erection. Carter, 34, developed the rare condition priapism after taking panic attack medication.

It left his manhood almost constantly stiff and he needed eight hospital operations to reduce it. Richard's bulge also left him in agony as he drove vans selling fire extinguishers for Chubbs.

He was forced to take so much time off that bosses have told him they may need to "reassess" whether he can still work for them as an on-the-road salesman. The hard-up salesman, from Holbrooks, Coventry, claims he's been threatened with redundancy and offered a pay-off of just ten weeks' wages - despite ten years service.

He said: "Some may think it's good to have an erection for that long, but I was often in terrible pain. I had to wear knee-length coats in summer to hide it, yet people at work thought it was a joke." After his most recent operation, Carter's condition improved. He said: "I was told the operation may make me impotent, but I had to risk it to avoid any more pain."

Chubbs said, in effect, that they didn't want to stiff him and would seek to find Carter an alternative job. A spokesman said: "We sympathise with him. His position is under review."


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