Our Lady Of Control

Haute Gossip posted the list of rules Madonna insisted upon when she agreed to allow Guy Ritchie's sons to visit him in London recently. Damn, this bitch is out of control.

• Under no circumstances should they read newspapers, magazines or be allowed to watch TV or DVDs.
• They must adhere at all times to a macrobiotic, vegetarian, organic diet with no processed or refined food.
• All water they drink, even when it is to dilute organic juice, should be Kabbalah water (mountain spring water blessed by leaders of the Kabbalah religion)
• They should wear the clothes Madonna has sent with them on the flight. If they need to be bought anything, they should not contain man-made fibers.
• Their hands should be regularly cleaned with disinfectant spray if they are in public places.
• They should not be bought toys which are spiritually or ethically unsound.
• Guy should not discuss the separation with them.
• Madonna should have phone contact with the boys as much as three or four times a day at times set by her.
• The boys should not be introduced to Guy's new friends, especially any new females friends he has attracted since the separation.
• Madonna has encouraged the access to give him [Guy] time with the boys, rather than his [Guy's] parents spending large amounts of time with the boys.
• The boys should not be photographed while with Guy. It is his responsibility to organize security so that does not happen.
• At bedtime, Guy should read David the English Rose books Madonna wrote.