Jarfucker

An Australian man caught near Nobbys Beach with his penis in a pasta sauce jar led police on a 12 mph car chase, according to recent court records.

Police drew their weapons when they found 46-year-old Keith Roy Weatherley parked in a no-stopping zone and saw that he was doing something suspicious below the steering wheel.

To their surprise, they found him partially clothed with his genitals in a jar.

Weatherley-- startled by the police-- quickly pulled away, ignoring the flashing lights. The chase lasted five to 10 minutes, with a top speed of just 12 mph, before Weatherley was stopped. He refused to leave the car.

Four officers used batons and capsicum spray to remove him. They found a 750-milliliter jar around his penis and noted that Weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling".

A search of his car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier. Weatherley pleaded guilty to offensive behavior, resisting arrest and disobeying a police order.

The judge asked Weatherley, who represented himself, why he behaved the way he did. He said he resisted police because he was trying to make himself "decent". He was fined $600 for offensive behavior.