In a fucking awesome legal decision, a Pittsburgh court has awarded a man $50,000 for flipping off a cop.It all started back in 2006 when Pittsburgh native Dave Hackbart was just trying to fucking parallel park. Then some other asshole driver pulled up and blocked him from backing into the spot. So Dave flips the guy off, naturally enough. Then some other asshole driver "objected to the gesture," so Dave flipped him off, too. Dave don't take shit from nobody.
Unfortunately, the second asshole driver was a fucking cop. Since cops think they're big shit, the pig gives Dave a citation for "disorderly conduct."-- and of course he's found guilty and fined, cause the courts and the cops are all in the shit together.
But Dave's not just your average sucker ready to bow down and get fucked by the cops. No sir-- he sued the whole god damn city of Pittsburgh, and, god damn it, wouldn't you know-- he fucking won $50,000. Let this be a lesson to every fucking cop everywhere, courtesy of Dave: Fuck you, and there's nothing you can do about it.
Dave, the hero of our story, will now get fucked by lawyers; of the $50,000 settlement, he will get $10,000; the rest goes for legal fees.
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