Bush Basking In Barney's Bowelings

While former Veep Darth Cheney was grabbing headlines this week recycling the same old batch of bullshit on Iraq and terrorists, his former boss recycled some shit of his own by scooping poop for Barney in his toney Dallas neighborhood:

"And there I was, former president of the United States of America, with a plastic bag on my hand," he told a group of graduating high school students in New Mexico on Thursday. "Life is returning back to normal."

You got that right, Bushie. Normal-- as in giving speeches to high school graduations.