Thursday, April 16, 2009

Would You Like A Blow Dry Afterward?

Usually a visit to the local hairdressing salon will get you your hair washed, cut and styled. Olga, a 28-year-old hairdresser from Russia, gives you all of that and more-- which a recent attacker found out the hard way. He tried to rob Olga’s store, but sadly for him Olga does taekwondo and kicked the shit out of him.

Then she carried the unlucky thief to the basement and bound him with a hairdryer cord. Olga then told her scared colleague and the client that she would call the police. But she did not. After work, instead of calling the police, she made her hostage undress. Naughty Olga then forced the hostage to take several Viagra tablets. She chained the unfortunate robber with pink furry wristbands and painfully raped him for the next three days. After his release, the exhausted thief filed charges against Olga. He also sought treatment for injuries to his penis as a consequence of rape session.

“That’s ridiculous. We had sex just a couple times. I brought him brand new jeans. I fed him every day and gave him one thousand rubles ($25) before his release,” the hairdresser said. In response, she filed charges against the robber. The robber admitted that the hairdresser really did feed him royally.

“I actually don’t know what will happen to them. But it’s a pity that they could not meet in a prison cell. They would be a great couple,” one of the police officers said.

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