The George W. Bush library opened last week, and what didn't make the news was the original lineup of exhibits that were scheduled to appear, but were rejected. In case you were interested, here's what didn't make the final cut for inclusion in the library:
* The Alberto Gonzales Room: where you can't remember any of the exhibits.
* The Hurricane Katrina Room: It's still under construction.
* The Texas Air National Guard Room: where you don't even have to show up.
* The Walter Reed Hospital Room: where they don't let you in.
* The Guantanamo Bay Room: where they don't let you out.
* The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room: Nobody has been able to find it.
* The War in Iraq Room: After you complete your first tour they can force you to go back for your second, third, fourth or fifth tour.
* The K Street Project Gift Shop: where you can buy an election or, if no one cares, steal one.
* The Men's Room: where you could meet a Republican senator or two. Just tap your feet!
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