Donald Trump has unsurprisingly withdrawn his $5 million lawsuit against stand-up comedian Bill Maher. The combover king, whose NBC show hit a season low this week, first filed the breach of contract suit back in early February. At that time, Trump claimed that Maher broke a written promise that he’d give $5 million to the charities of Trump’s choice if he could prove he wasn’t “the spawn of his mother having sex with an orangutan.”
Trump says he accepted Maher’s pledge in writing the day following the broadcast, when he provided his birth certificate-- proving he was not born of an interspecies mating.
Now that Trump the Chump has realized it was a joke, the joke is on him.