A State That Elects Politicians Like Sonny Perdue and Saxby Chambliss Is A Disaster

From Poncho and Lefty at the Daily Kos, a hypothetical conversation between President Obama and the Governor Perdue of Georgia. A brief excerpt:

"Well, what can I do for you Governor?"

"It's like this, Osama - I mean Obama. I mean Mr. President. It's been rainin' cats and dogs down here for a week. Thought it was the Second Coming. But I know you're an atheist, so I won't bother you with any religion talk."

"I'm a Christian, Governor."

"Do tell. Well that's fine, Reverend Wright - I mean Mister President. Maybe you can help us out."

"How so?"

Well, Mr. Marx - I mean Mister President. I was hopin' you might declare the State of Georgia a disaster area, so we can apply for some federal aid."

"Did you say federal, Governor?"

"That's right boy. I mean sir."

"But isn't this one of those cases where we should get the federal government off of your back? I don't want to offend you with any socialist reform program. Next thing you know, I'll be indoctrinating your kids and slapping your people into FEMA concentration camps."