Friday, September 25, 2009

Another Tragic Case Highlighting The Need For Health Care Reform

A California man had his pecker saved from permanent disfigurement after a botched self-administered enhancement procedure.

The unidentified Newport Beach resident got himself into a pickle trying to stretch his dick with some barbells attached to a metal ring. But instead, the ring cut off circulation, causing the organ to swell to five times its normal size and turn black.

According to reports, the penile-challenged dude resisted treatment for as many as three days-- but he eventually relented and allowed experts to remove the ring in a two-hour, ultra-delicate procedure involving a pneumatic chisel that sent sparks flying around the operating room.

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