Goofball Gonzales Gone Gonzo

So now Speedy Gonzales is worried about things getting all politicized. Does he realize the incredible irony of that statement? Then again, what else would you expect from a weasley little real estate lawyer who still doesn't recognize what a mess he made of his brief tenure at the nation's lead law enforcement agency?

Take for example the interview he gave to the Wall Street Journal last December-- where he discussed the effect that controversies over his role in his Bush Administration had on his career and public perception of his public service. He stated:

"For some reason, I am portrayed as the one who is evil in formulating policies that people disagree with. I consider myself a casualty, one of the many casualties of the war on terror."

The New York Daily News published an editorial in response to this quote, calling him "Gonzo the Clown" and "delusional . . . in explaining why he believes he is held in such low regard these days."