Blair The Poodle Was Nothing Compared To Sumo The Maltese

Former French president Jacques Chirac was rushed to hospital recently after being mauled by his own clinically depressed pet dog. As reported by the Daily Mail, the 76-year-old statesman was savaged by his white Maltese-- which suffers from frenzied fits and is being treated with anti-depressants. A full recovery is expected, with the possible exception of the former president's dignity.