Thursday, December 6, 2007

Confessions Of A Groupie

For sale on eBay (currently at $71, with just over 2 days to go) is the unpublished memoir of Cherry Vanilla (real name: Kathy Dorritie), who used her position as David Bowie's publicist to sleep with almost every notable musician in the '70s. Some of the more sensational passages contained in the book are as follows:




"Today I got so horny just thinking about [former Chicago frontman] Robert Lamm that I fucked myself three times in a row with my brush handles."

"Claudia told me that Mick gives incredible head—'The Best'—and when you stay with him he brings you juice in the morning and asks you how you've slept."

"Bobby [Keyes, Rolling Stones sax player] talked me into giving him head again before I left. I'm so easy really—just show me some musician meat and I'm hooked."

"Last night was probably the all-time high in my groupie career so far. I mean, I did it ... Uh huh. I got him—The Master to Time and Space himself, Mr. Leon Russell. Far out, huh, I mean this means I can do anything."

"We [the author and three members of Joe Cocker's Mad Dogs and Englishmen] went back to Pete's room at the hotel and staged what shall go down in history as 'The Great Gramercy Park Tequila Orgy of 1971.' They tied my wrists and ankles to the four corners of the bed and stuck their big hot organs in my mouth and my cunt and they had their way with me."

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