Sunday, March 20, 2011

The Vulva That Ate Pennsylvania

According to Scranton police, a woman suspected of burglarizing a local hotel was found to have a sizeable stash of drugs and money hidden in an unlikely location.

As the officer drove her to police headquarters to charge her for drug possession, Officer Baumann noticed Karen Mackaliunas fidgeting in the backseat of the cruiser.

After a struggle with Officer Baumann during a more thorough search at headquarters, Mackaliunas asked to speak with Sergeant Michael Mayer and told him she had hidden more heroin in her vagina.

An additional search of Ms. Mackaliunas' privates by a doctor at Community Medical Center turned up 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, 8.5 prescription pills and $51.22.

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