Dallas Wide Receiver Has Droopy Pants

Dallas Cowboys receiver Dez Bryant found himself at the wrong end of the law for not properly covering his butt while at a local mall. Bryant and three of his friends were ejected from the NorthPark shopping center by  two off-duty officers who cited them for having their pants sagging  below their hips, exposing their underwear.

When the officers asked the four to pull up their trousers, Bryant launched into a profanity-laced tirade.  According to the statement, when confronted, Bryant told officers. “What the fuck, you stopped me like I stole something.”  That prompted the officers to escort the four from the mall.

According to information posted on Dez Bryant’s Twitter account – he is not banned and will be “Headed to North Park tomorrow to get these Lebrons….I am not banned from North park lol”