Monday, January 4, 2010

Next Up: A Trip To The Bunny Ranch!

Philandering Nevada governor and alcoholic sex crook Jim Gibbons is once again a single man. His campaign manager congratulated the governor on taking the “high-road position” in the divorce proceedings and said “the governor has been very respectful of Dawn.” (even though Gibon’s attorney once compared her to an “enraged ferret.”) Dawn Gibbons walks away with a quarter of Jim’s salary for the next five years, plus $275,000 for a 40-acre ranch they own in rural Nevada.

The melodrama leading to down-to-the-wire divorce settlement had been a long, rough ride for the governor. His popularity plunged as the economy tanked (political experts disagree how much the personal travails played into it), and he now faces an uphill battle to get past the June Republican primary, never mind winning re-election in November's general election.

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