Getting Down With Teddy

A 55-year-old Arkansas man was discovered in a compromising position in a “rocking” car, boffing a bear.  An Arkansas cop spotted a suspicious car parked outside a commercial storage facility that has been broken into 16 times this year.  A sheriff’s deputy noted that the vehicle in question was seen "rocking" around 12:45 AM.

When the cop looked inside the auto, he spotted Theodore Morgavan, 55, “having sex with a stuffed animal.” Morgavan, a divorced father of three, lives about a mile away from the storage facility in Midway.  Since Morgavan is on probation, cops were able to search him and his auto without the need for a warrant. According to a probable cause affidavit, that search turned up methamphetamine, a syringe, and two marijuana pipes.

Morgavan was charged with two felony drug charges and misdemeanor counts of public sexual indecency and possession of drug paraphernalia.  At his arraignment, Morgavan, who is free on $5000 bond, entered a not guilty plea. He is next due in court on October 30.

Morgavan was convicted earlier this year on narcotics and theft charges and placed on probation for two years and fined $1690.